I Have A Confession To Make...
I invented the "click" and now I'm suing to own the Internet.
At least that's what a special news report has to say.
I will find out who is responsible for this and there will be hell to pay.
LET THE WAR BEGIN!
I suggest everyone go to Paul's "Buy Paul A Beer" donation page and buy him a beer. But make sure to include a note that you would like him to pour it over his monkey head.
Comments
GO John!! I know you'll win ownership ;-)
Posted by: Jon D. Atwood | February 11, 2004 11:54 PM
What's the matter, John? No sense of humor?
Going to wage war on one of MY subscribers???
Tsk. Chill, dude.
BTW, "Monkey heads" are parts of a merry-go-round. Not an editor.
Paul "ex-Carnie" Myers
Posted by: Paul Myers | February 12, 2004 03:20 AM
Paul,
You're right, I have no sense of humor. I was only kidding about being mad. I thought it was funny. There will not be any revenge.
"All war is deception." - Sun Tzu
Posted by: John Reese | February 12, 2004 03:32 AM
"There will not be any revenge."
"All war is deception."
Clever.
How about you asking me for the subscriber's name that made that pic, via email? Is that "funny?" Does this look familiar?
"Who made that? What's with him taking a shot at me?"
Yeah. Like I'd give that out...
Paul
Posted by: Paul Myers | February 12, 2004 03:57 AM
Shoot
And I thought everything i read in the enquirer was real!!!
Ed
Posted by: Ed Dale | February 12, 2004 04:43 AM
Ed,
Sometimes not everything (or everyone) you see with your own eyes is real... Unfortunately.
Paul
Posted by: Paul Myers | February 12, 2004 05:25 AM
You bastards! I will sue both of you! Hey - let's all three sue each other and split the money we win. That'll be sweet.
Oh, by the way, the Internet is clearly owned by the nice folks at http://www.whitehouse.gov
They let me rent my space. Only cost me about $250,000.00.
Posted by: Frank Super-Bad Kern | February 12, 2004 10:36 AM
Frank--
Well at least your not bitter about it!
I thought it was a great headline myself.
I'm thinking this is all a big publicity
stunt, kinda like Janet Jackson's boob.
Posted by: Dr Mike | February 12, 2004 12:40 PM
Dr. Mike,
Shhhh. :-)
Posted by: John Reese | February 12, 2004 01:01 PM
Great, John. Give in at the first sign that someone knows what's up. One of these days, I'm going to have to give you lessons on being an SOB. ;)
Just for that, I've changed the pic. Phfffthtt.
Posted by: Paul Myers | February 13, 2004 10:04 PM
LOL.... Now that's CLASSIC!
Posted by: Matt Gallant | February 13, 2004 11:28 PM
Matt,
What??? You don't think I'm qualified to teach John how to be an SOB?
NO-ONE is more qualified.
Or were you referring to the new "issue?" ;)
100% of the credit goes to Wayne Clayton, at http://www.aboutbizz.com
Wayne's a genius. I think...
Paul
Posted by: Paul Myers | February 14, 2004 04:55 AM
Paul,
Yeah, I love that pic with Trump's hair!!! My friends and I always made fun of Trump's hair, so it's extra funny.
Posted by: Matt Gallant | February 14, 2004 12:33 PM
John,
I would like to interview both you and Donald Trumps ex-hair if you have time this week. I am currently in Orlando and plan on attending the Ken McCarthy's Infomarketing seminar. I have heard through the grapevine that you will be introducing your "new" old look at Ken's event. If that is indeed the case, may I have a clipping of the infamous hair the next time you take it to get a cut? My brother is a molecular biologist and he'd like to analyze the hair to see what it actually is made of.
See you this weekend.
Wayne Clayton
www.AboutBizz.com
Posted by: Wayne Clayton | February 16, 2004 11:41 PM
Wayne, I'll save you the trouble... the hair is made out of steel wool.
Posted by: John Reese | February 17, 2004 12:52 AM